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Vertebrate Land Invasion

by CLout gAMe

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1.
Bank Chain 03:12
I just walked home from the bank with the pen on the chain Whoops - whoops Can you bring it back please Sorry I had that dog Old Yeller on the brain Whoops-whoops That’s a sad flick Blue cheese can you smell this Croon like Tagish Elvis Trader Time can you sell this? I could sell hips to a pelvis Hips- dysplasia Got spring rolls at New Asia Didn’t eat them; dysphagia Dang these rhymes getting lazier Loughin’ hot like a sourdough Liftin’ bars like a power bro Boss you still in the shower yo? Yeah, I can call you back in an hour tho 30 rocks, I’m Tina Fey Dirt socks but I smell great Merlin, I’m a bird of prey Back in Ceylon called me Earl Grey Tea time and I’m London Foggin’ Fruit picker in the Okanogan Sledneck with an old toboggan Stay footloose, I’m Kenny Loggins Log in, then I log out Iron chef with the bean sprout Don’t play games, don’t got doubts There’s only one game and it’s called clout I just walked home from the bank with the pen on the chain Whoops - whoops Can you bring it back please Sorry I had that dog Old Yeller on the brain Whoops-whoops That’s a sad flick Clout Game is outlandish Sue for punitive damages Eat these beats like sandwiches Best wrap you ears in bandages Stay greased but we live lavish Polymaths like we Babbage On a roll like we cabbage And we treat this beet like a radish Kill ‘em all, Temple Grandin Theatre kid, I’m a stand in Frankly we’re outstanding If you got clout we demand it Inshallah we gon’ go far Vijay Singh I’m below par Unzipped like a winrar Ivan, I’m a young czar Ivan, I’m terrible Aesop with the parable Sow seeds like we arable Seven ten split, unsparable Spruce trees in that cream cheese DMT in a dream please Tin can like a bean sees We out - check please
2.
Faro 03:48
3.
Does anyone know what this is Its growing in my garden bed but I’m no sure If it’s a weed or not Foxes from my neighbours yard Are coming into my yard and thrashing my plants. Have spread cayanne pepper. Hope it works Please help! I have bugs on my flowers. They make sticky webs. How do I get rid of them When they told you lightning only strikes once they were wrong Lightening strikes over and over and over and over again When they told you lightning only strikes once they were wrong Lightening strikes over and over and over and over again Has anyone ever won the aphid battle In their greenhouse? I have used Homo milk, Soapy water, And banana peels… And I just feel like it is a losing battle Saw this little slug today Trails behind wolf creek Sure don’t see slugs to often Uhhh what am I growing?? I was pretty sure this plant was supposed to be a type of butternut squash Chorus
4.
VLI 03:53
You hopped out the door to another bus station Slowly crossing the floor, an oceanic crustacean Crabby old men asking for cigs Seaweed smokers offering hits You’re a bottom feeder but you’re floating up Flounder a bit but no need to give up You’re a shrimp caught in a pot You’re a clam at low tide, and it’s getting hot And you will evolve a pair of legs one day And you will crawl, covered in mud, out of the ocean And you will evolve a pair of lungs one day And that first breath you take, will be the sweetest breath you ever took
5.
I’m at the Zillmans Grill I’m at the Domino’s I’m at the combination Zillmann Grill Dominos I’m at the Zillmans Grill I’m at the Domino’s I’m at the combination Zillmann Grill Dominos I’m at the Zillmans Grill I’m at the Domino’s I’m at the combination Zillmann Grill Dominos I’m at the Zillmans Grill I’m at the Domino’s I’m at the combination Zillmann Grill Dominos I’m like a zillmanaire I got a million hairs I got no billion cares I’ve got this crust Falafal bust You see me here, you know I must Oh-oh-oh-oh Zillman Grill, Dominoes You’ve got that pizza gut You’ve got that shawarma butt You’ve got that pizza gut, that shawarma stuff around your face I’m at the Zillmans Grill I’m at the Domino’s I’m at the combination Zillmann Grill Dominos I don’t see you bro I’m on second avenue Across from the liquor store There’s like one chair in here I think I’m at the wrong combination I’m at the combination marble slab, night market They got that combo They got that mombo I’m at the Zillmans Grill I’m at the Domino’s I’m at the combination Zillmann Grill Dominos
6.
We all swing and miss sometimes Some of us more than others It’s alright You’ll get it right Cup of the crab juice and bowl of the khavkelash Running these streets Both of my calves relaxed Running this heat All of this cash collapsed Out of the Pak Still praying for Bangladesh Heavy like a crossover Call me you Subaru Smoking in the outback Call me young Ularu Hard like we immigrants Know I keep the grind on I might tell you bluntly I’m sharper than fork tines Hungrier than young guns Heavier than Big Pun Nine hundred pounds more They might call me one tonne Wish I had the melon on Hype shit with melanin Ask about a daikon Split that yum with melanson Got the meat From the trash Bring the heat To the cache Chorus The big old man, always pushing it to get it faster Like the task master Thinks we’re mining alabaster I’m making beats at my speed Been spinning since ‘93 Gotta make this shit tite No sense in rushing me With the clout and the clam You know we’re in demand Like in ball I deliver with the spicy underhand Pitch me your rhyme yo Let’s see your design boss This is your time BOM let’s see you catch this toss I’m here - I got it - thanks boss I caught it I’m here I - got it - thanks boss - iconic I’m here - I got it - thanks boss - I caught it I’m here - I got it - thanks dad - I caught it Yo big goldilocks Where’s the crew What’s a boss supposed to do Meet you on the polo court You like yolo, rock that sport Take the mallet in your righty And the left breaky tighty You are hot and mighty Every Thursday nighty Wheeling, jousting, three v three Come on rip that PVC Courtside grab a brew Let that conversation stew Wonder where that cuckoo flew? That bird up in Hillcrest boo I’m here - I got it - thanks boss I caught it I’m here I - got it - thanks boss - iconic I’m here - I got it - thanks boss - I caught it I’m here - I got it - thanks dad - I caught it
7.
Yo big old man did you pay your taxes? Ya-ya-ya-ya Yo big old man did you send your faxes? Na-na-na-na Yo boss chef did you proof your baskets? Ya-ya-ya-ya Yo boss chef did you close them caskets? Whuh? We thought this was a grecian party We were ready to eat feta cheese We thought this was a grecian party Can we have souvlaki please? Hands up, gimme the reiki Energy, energy, energy, energy Hands up, gimme the reiki
8.
You’ve heard of Senior Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir That’s what did the trick sir Well your rhymes need a fixer Clout Game’s got the mixer How ‘bout a bottle mister What’s that? Tell ‘em what it is What it is What it is Godspeed, Deathgrips Spotify suggested Asked about the genre? It’s just invented Part Das Racist Part Slim Shady Part pre-cocaine Bare Naked Ladies Like the first star in a pitch black night sky And stuck talking to a really drunk white guy Like the last time you played catch with your dad And the first time you considered jihad Like wearing cheap tees made by small hands in Bangladesh And lampin with the bros on a frat trip to Marakesh Clout game, the sound of human misery Clout game sounds like clout game - literally Some find it highly unlikely Like adding coke to ice tea We invite you all To come and take a seat For one=ce no need to choose between the light and dark meat You’re at the table of the Big Old Man and the Boss Chef People so ravished there’ll soon be nothing less Young bees hungry for rhymes by Inspecta Deck Infused by Clara Schuman and a banjo slinging Bella Fleck Like a Halloween Thriller that’s equal parts puppets and gore Nah we trippin’ ain’t been nothing like this before End of the mixtape Leave you craving the next course If you want to know more, you come straight to the source

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released March 18, 2022

CLout gAMe is:

Ashwin 'Big Old Man' Freyne - vocals, accordion & synths
Nic 'Boss Chef' Hyatt - vocals, synths & drum machines

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Beth 'Party Hat' Paul - guitar on tracks 4 & 7
Jake 'Flannel Fantasy' Paleczny - bass clarinet on tracks 1, 3, 4 & 7 / vocals on tracks 2, 3 & 4

Words and music by CLout gAMe
Recorded and mixed by Nic Hyatt
Artwork by Ashwin Freyne

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