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lyrics

I just walked home from the bank with the pen on the chain
Whoops - whoops
Can you bring it back please
Sorry I had that dog Old Yeller on the brain
Whoops-whoops
That’s a sad flick

Blue cheese can you smell this
Croon like Tagish Elvis
Trader Time can you sell this?
I could sell hips to a pelvis

Hips- dysplasia
Got spring rolls at New Asia
Didn’t eat them; dysphagia
Dang these rhymes getting lazier

Loughin’ hot like a sourdough
Liftin’ bars like a power bro
Boss you still in the shower yo?
Yeah, I can call you back in an hour tho

30 rocks, I’m Tina Fey
Dirt socks but I smell great
Merlin, I’m a bird of prey
Back in Ceylon called me Earl Grey

Tea time and I’m London Foggin’
Fruit picker in the Okanogan
Sledneck with an old toboggan
Stay footloose, I’m Kenny Loggins

Log in, then I log out
Iron chef with the bean sprout
Don’t play games, don’t got doubts
There’s only one game and it’s called clout

I just walked home from the bank with the pen on the chain
Whoops - whoops
Can you bring it back please
Sorry I had that dog Old Yeller on the brain
Whoops-whoops
That’s a sad flick
Clout Game is outlandish
Sue for punitive damages
Eat these beats like sandwiches
Best wrap you ears in bandages

Stay greased but we live lavish
Polymaths like we Babbage
On a roll like we cabbage
And we treat this beet like a radish

Kill ‘em all, Temple Grandin
Theatre kid, I’m a stand in
Frankly we’re outstanding
If you got clout we demand it

Inshallah we gon’ go far
Vijay Singh I’m below par
Unzipped like a winrar
Ivan, I’m a young czar

Ivan, I’m terrible
Aesop with the parable
Sow seeds like we arable
Seven ten split, unsparable

Spruce trees in that cream cheese
DMT in a dream please
Tin can like a bean sees
We out - check please

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from Vertebrate Land Invasion, released March 18, 2022

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